Don't Step on the DUCKS !!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Success in Life -------- Just 4 steps

Have you dreamed about success for most of your life, but never felt that you truly achieved success? Why is it that everyone else achieves success, but it seems that you get left behind?

Success is not something you get by luck.

Success HAS to be achieved. This means that you cannot be successful without going after it and achieving it. No one is going to hand you your success. The lottery is not going to make you successful. The successful person sets goals and then, they find a way to achieve those goals. They don’t stop until those goals have been achieved.

How to become successful in life is a statement that we have all heard, but how do you achieve success. Here are a few hints that will help you in finding your success.

First, you must gain a positive attitude. You cannot view the world and expect to become successful.

Second, it is impossible to be successful if you just sit back and wait for it. You have to be active and you have to chase after your success.

Third, you have to get rid of any fears you might have that hold you back. Most people get caught up here. They know what it takes to be successful, but they are afraid. Afraid of what others might think. Afraid of what might be said and how crazy someone might think they are. I guarantee this all goes away once you become successful. No one will ever say or think differently about you unless you give them the reasons to.

Last, you have to surround yourself with successful people. You will become what you surround yourself with. If you surround yourself with slackers you will catch yourself slacking. This is the way we work as humans and how we think. We rationalize our actions because of the actions of someone else. STOP! Become successful by eliminating the bad apples in your social group.

Now go use these four steps to success in life. I guarantee you will see a difference in yourself when you start following these four secrets.