spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
- How to IMPRESS a MAN -
JUST SMILE ONCE AND HE'S YOURS
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ...
then it's not love .. it's ~* Infatuation *~
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because
others think that you shouldn't ...
then it's not love.. it's ~* compromise *~
If you love some one because you think that you cannot live with out his touch ....
then it's not love .. it's ~*lust*~
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ...
then it's not love.. it's ~* inferiority complex*~
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings ..
then it's not love .. it's ~*charity*~
If you love some one because you share every thing with him ...
then it's not love... it's ~*friendship*~
but if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is
stable and you cry for him ... that's ~*LOVE*~
if you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets...
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to...
Labels: Meaning of love
all throughout the four seasons.
We need friends to comfort us when we are sad,
and to have fun with us when we are glad.
We need friends to give us good advice.
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice.
We need friends to listen to our problems.
and help with theirs or together solve them.
We need friends because we are social in nature
and having friends makes us feel secure.
We need friends to remember us once we have passed
sharing memories that will always last.
That's why we need FRIEND!
LIFE IS A GIFT TO BE USED EVERYDAY,
NOT TO BE SMOTHERED AND HIDDEN AWAY,
IT ISN’T A THING TO BE STORED IN THE CHEST,
WHERE YOU GATHER YOUR KEEP SAKES AND TREASURE YOUR BEST;
IT ISN’T A JOY TO BE SIPPED NOW AND THEN
AND PROMPTLY PUT BACK IN A DARK PLACE AGAIN.
LIFE IS A GIFT THE HUMBLEST MAY BOAST OF
AND ONE THAT THE HUMBLEST WAY WELL MAKE THE MOST OF.
GET OUT AND LIVE IT EACH HOUR OF THE DAY,
WEAR IT AND USE IT AS MUCH AS YOU MAY;
DON’T KEEP IT IN NICHES AND CORNERS AND GROOVES,
YOU’LL FIND THAT IN SERVICE ITS BEAUTY IMPROVES.
I SHOT AN ARROW INTO THE AIR,
IT FELL TO EARTH, I KNEW NOT WHERE,
FOR, SO SWIFTLY IT FLEW, THE SIGHT
COULD NOT FOLLOW IT IN ITS FLIGHT.
I BREATHED A SONG INTO THE AIR,
IT FELL TO EARTH, I KNEW NOT WHERE;
FOR WHO HAS SIGHT SO KEEN AND STRONG,
THAT IT CAN FOLLOW THE FLIGHT OF SONG?
LONG, LONG AFTERWARD, IN AN OAK
I FOUND THE ARROW, STILL UNBROKE;
AND THE SONG, FROM BEGINNING TO END,
I FOUND AGAIN IN THE HEART OF A FRIEND.
JUST A DIPOSITION SUNNY;
JUST THE WISH TO HELP ANOTHER
GET ALONG SOME WAY OR OTHER;
JUST A KINDLY HAND EXTEDED
OUT TO ONE WHO’S UNBEFRIENDED;
JUST THE WILL TO GIVE OR LEND,
THIS WILL MAKE YOU SOMEONE’S FRIEND.
BE A FRIEND. YOU DON’T NEED GLORY.
FRIENDSHIP IS A SIMPLE STORY.
PASS BY TRIFLING ERRORS BLINDLY,
GAZE ON HONEST EFFORT KINDLY,
CHEER THE YOUTH WHO’S BRAVELY TRYING,
PITY HIM WHO’S SADLY SIGHING;
JUST A LITTLE LABOR SPEND
ON THE DUTIES OF A FRIEND.
BE A FRIEND. THE PAY IS BIGGER
(THOUGH NOT WRITTEN BY A FIGURE)
THAN IS EARNED BY PEOPLE CLEVER
IN WHAT’S MERELY SELF-ENDAVOR.
YOU’LL HAVE FRIENDS INSTEAD OF NEIGHBOURS
FOR THE PROFITS OF YOUR LABORS;
YOU’LL BE RICHER IN THE END
THAN A PRINCE, IF YOU’RE A FRIEND.
IT IS THE MUSIC OF THE SOUL.
TAKE TIME TO THINK
IT IS THE SOURCE OF POWER.
TAKE TIME TO PLAY
IT IS THE SOURCE OF PERPETUAL YOUTH.
TAKE TIME TO READ
IT IS THE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM.
TAKE TIME TO PRAY
IT IS THE GREATEST POWER ON EARTH.
TAKE TIME TO LOVE AND BE LOVED
IT IS A GOD-GIVEN PRIVILEGE.
TAKE TIME TO BE FRIENDLY
IT IS THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS.
TAKE TIME TO GIVE
IT IS TO SHORT A DAY TO BE SELFISH.
TAKE TIME TO WORK
IT IS THE PRICE OF SUCCESS.
WHEN TH ROAD YOU’RE TRUDGING SEEMS ALL UPHILL,
WHEN THE FUNDS ARE LOW AND THE DEBTS ARE HIGH,
AND YOU WANT TO SMILE, BUT YOU HAVE TO SIGH,
WHEN CARE IS PRESSING YOU DOWN A BIT,
REST IF YOU MUST, BUT DON’T YOU QUIT,
LIFE IS QUEER WITH ITS TWISTS AND TURNS,
AS EVERY ONE OF US SOMETIMES LEARNS,
AND MANY A FAILURETURNS ABOUT,
WHEN HE MIGHT HAVE WON HAD HE STUCK IT OUT.
DON’T GIVE UP THOUGH THE PACE SEEMS SLOW-
YOU MAY SUCCEED WITH ANOTHER BLOW.
SUCCESS IS FAILURE TURNED INSIDE OUT-
THE SILVER TINT OF THE CLOUDS OF DOUBT,
AND YOU NEVER CAN TELL JUST HOW CLOSE YOU ARE,
IT MAY BE NEAR WHEN IT SEEMS SO FAR.
SO STICK TO THE FIGHT WHEN YOU ARE HARDEST HIT-
IT’S WHEN THINGS SEEM WORST THAT YOU MUST NOT QUIT.
There are something about LIFE....
I want to tell you.
Be strong enough to face the world each day.
Be weak enough to know you cannot do everything alone.
Be generous to those who need your help.
Be frugal with what you need yourself.
Be wise enough to know that you do not know everything.
Be foolish enough to believe in miracles.
Be willing to share your joys.
Be willing to share the sorrows of others.
Be a leader when you see a path of others have missed.
Be a follower when you are shrouded in the midst of uncertainly.
BE the first to congratulate an opponent who succeeds.
Be the last to criticise a colleaque who fails.
Be sure where your next step will fall, so that you will not stumble.
Be sure of your final destination, in case you are going to the wrong way.
Do loving to those who love you.
Be loving to those who do not love, and they may change.
Above all, be yourself.
Have a good luck and Good life.......
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Labels: Funny jokes
TAKE TIME TO WORK, IT IS THE PRICE OF SUCCESS
TAKE TIME TO THINK, IT IS THE SOURCE OF POWER
TAKE TIME TO PRAY, IT IS THE KEY TO REVELATION
TAKE TIME TO PLAY, IT IS THE SECRET OF YOUTH
TAKE TIME TO READ, IT IS THE ROAD TO HAPPINESS
TAKE TIME TO DREAM, IT IS THE WAY TO MOON,
TAKE TIME TO SERVE, IT IS PRIVILEGE OF GOD.
TAKE TIME TO LAUGH, IT IS THE MUSIC OF SOUL
PLEASE SPEND YOUR PRECIOUS TIMES FOR READING THIS MAIL, I HOPE YOU WILL
GOT A LOTOF BENEFICENT.
his45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
What is this?"
when he said to his Father with a rebuff. " It's a crow, a crow".
same question again and again, although I have told you so many
times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On
opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read
the following words were written in the diary:-
crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was,
and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him
lovingly each time he asked me the same question again and again for 23
times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my
had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times
felt irritated and annoyed.
a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble
and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents.From today say this
aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me
ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their
selfless love on me.
heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how they
Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, Rohit asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
Moral of the Story
Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00 > > Broken furniture -- Rs.
20,000.00 > > Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00 > > Saying The Right Thing While
Drunk - PRICELESS
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
E: Any girl friends?
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!
E: Any girlfriends?
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.
E: Any girlfriends?
E: Is she pretty?
E: Is she your first lover?
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.
E: Any girlfriends?
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper lah!)
E: Any boyfriends?
E: Is he rich?
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.
E: Any boyfriends?
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
- When you came into the world, she held you in her arms. You thanked her by wailing like a banshee.
- When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. You thanked her by crying all night long.
- When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called.
- When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
- When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.
- When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of mud.
- When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"
- When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor' s window.
- When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
- When you were 9 years old, she paid for music lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
- When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer to gymnastics to one birthday party after another.
- You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
- When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
- When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
- You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
Those teenage years -
- When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
- When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
- When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
- When you were 16, she taught you how to driver her car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
- When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
- When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
Growing old and gray -
- When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
- When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your business."
- When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like you."
- When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip to Europe.
- When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.
- When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"
- When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
- When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different now."
- When you were 40, she called to remind you of an relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now."
- When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, she quietly moved. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder. Let us take a moment of the time just to pay tribute/show appreciation to the SPECIAL person called MOTHER though some may not say it openly to their mother.
There's no substitute for her. Cherished every single moment. Though at times she may not be the best of friends, may not agree to our thoughts, she is still your mother!!! She will be there for you...to listen to your woes, your bragging, your
frustrations, etc. Ask yourself. have you put aside enough time for her, to listen to her "blues" of working in the kitchen, her tiredness??? Be tactful, loving and still show her due respect though you may have a different view from her.
9 rules of life ( success is guaranted )
--------- --------- --------- -------- --------- --------
1 - Live to relax!
2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!
3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!
4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!
5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!
6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!
7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!
8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!
9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!
One day I decided to quit... ! quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality...
i wanted to quit my life..
"Look around", GOD said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes" I replied.
"DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS" GOD said. "The bamboo has different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"How high should i rise?" I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?"
GOD asked in return.
"As high as it can?"I questioned
"Yes" GOD said, "Give me glory by rising as hig as you can."
I left the forest.
GOD will never give up on you
through the desert. During some
point of the journey they had an argument, and
one friend slapped the other one in the face.
but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.
where they decided to take a bath. The one who
had been slapped got stuck in the mire and
started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near
drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.
saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the
sand and now, you write on a stone,
why?" The other friend replied "When someone
hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds
of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone
does something good for us, we must engrave
it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."
AND T O CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
forget. It's a short message to let them
know that you'll never forget them.
But value WHO you have in your life!
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.
plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT MATTERS NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS.
Tu Ne Dekha Hey Kabhi Aik Nazar Shaam Ke Baad
Kitney Chup Chaap Se Lagtey Hein Shahar Shaam Ke Baad
Itney Chup Chaap Ke Rastey Bhi Rahenge La-Elm
Chor Jaayenge Kissi Roz Nagar Shaam Ke Baad
Maine Aisey He Gunah Teri Judai Mein Kiye
Jaise Toofan Mein Koye Chor Dey Ghar Shaam Ke Baad
Jin Ke Haathoun Mein Thay Tootey Huey Par Shaam Ke Baad
Raat Beeti Tou Giney Aabley Aue Phir Socha
Kaun Thaa Baa’es-e-Aghaz- e-Safar Shaam Ke Baad
Tu Hey Suraj Tujhey Maloom Kahan Raat Ka Dukh
Tu Kissi Roz Maire Ghar Mein Uttar Shaam Ke Baad
Khol Rakhtey Hein Issi Aas Pe Dar Shaam Ke Baad