Be Ceative & Be Innovative.

blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"

The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way."
What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."

Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?

Moral of the Story:

Be thankful for what you have.

Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively

Invite the people towards good with wisdom.


Women :

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms
his wife's statement.

Men :

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends - 5 of them confirm that he stayed
at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he is still
there with them !

Conclusion :

Men are better friends !!!!

Nice Trick

A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed
to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been
finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even
with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and
Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you
don't care for her as she is so much older than I , she already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.

Your son,

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer.

I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home!!

Poetic Resignation

The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards

Manager Response

Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Working here is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from dept. humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards

Sweet Memories...

Subject: sweet memories

Sweet Memories...

Remember the first day of the first year of the first time in your life you started your journey to getting old,
Remember the first guy/gal who caught your eye,....
that same guy/gal who you still remember as your first college crush,
Remember those first friends you shared your fears
with, ........ who soon became acquaintances,
Remember those neighbours and classmates, who ended up becoming your closest friends, Remember holding back the tears on those days when you just wanted to be home again, to feel SAFE again.
Remember those drunken nights when the times you shared with your friends will forever hold a place in your memory and your heart.

Remember how you never realized the importance of family, until you didn't see them everyday.

Remember telling friends the deepest secrets of your life, and knowing they'd remain secrets.

Remember the craziness of the dorm, getting sudden bursts of energy and looking for people, even total strangers, to harass.

Remember that dream guy/gal, you thought about so much, who when s/he finally opened his/her mouth, changed your opinion of him/her forever.

Remember how that guy/girl you once lived for soon became a joke and an excuse for you and your friends to laugh at yourself.

Remember to never lose touch with those friends you've made here, because you have all changed and grown enormously together, and that is something very sacred to be shared.

Remember you are only here for a short while, time flies before you realize it, so make it last, make it memorable, make it the best time of your life, the best memories that you can carry with you for the rest of your days,

Remember to love the ones you love, life isn't forever.

Remember to love your friends, whether they come, go, love you or hurt you.

Some Wise Quotes

Some Wise Quotes:

  • Dream what you dare to dream. Go where you want to go. Be what you want to be.

  • One of the greatest pleasures of life is doing the things that others say you cannot do.

  • You could do great things if you weren’t se busy doing little things.

  • People who begin many things finish few.

  • You don’t know what you can do until you try.

  • There is no limit to what you can achieve- provided you don’t mind who gets the credit.

  • You can achieve anything you want- if you help enough people get what they want.

  • It is not enough to aim; you must hit your target!

  • Try to make every day a day of achievement. What did you do yesterday that was worth remembering today?

  • Those who need advice the most like it the least.

  • Don’t offer advice unless you are asked.

  • We can offer advice but we cannot give the wisdom to profit from it.

  • Advice tells you much about the person giving it.

  • People, who fly into a rage, overheat their engines and make bad landings.

  • People like pins, are useless if they lose their heads.

  • It's your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

  • Look backwards with gratitude, upwards with confidence and forwards with hope.

  • Your expression is the most important thing you wear.

  • Smile and the world smiles with you- cry and you cry alone.

  • Happiness is not something you find- it's something you create.

  • Winners think constantly of what they can and will do. Losers think constantly of what they cannot do and what they should have done.

  • Be ready for an opportunity when you see it. If your ship doesn't come in- swim out to it!

  • It all depends on how you look at things and not on how they are.

  • Be strong enough to accept the help of others.

  • We often believe most in the things we know least about.

  • Business, like religion and science, should know neither love nor hate.

  • Accept the things you cannot change, the courage to change the things you can, and the wisdom to know difference.


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.