Nice Trick

A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope
propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed
to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you.I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been
finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even
with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and
Joan said that we will be very happy. Even though you
don't care for her as she is so much older than I , she already owns a
trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole
winter.She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we
want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.



Your son,
Justin

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer.


I love you!

Call when it is safe for me to come home!!