WHOM TO MARRY... (for IT boys...)

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.





Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.





Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.





Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.





Never marry a JAVA/.NET girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.





Never marry a a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.





Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.





Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.





Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.





Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.





Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY.





MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................