HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend isautomatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phoneto ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and"wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anythingaccording ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of agirlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No moreendless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sinless.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with urfolks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....