Hidden Program In Microsoft windows........

1- Private Character Editor
This program is for designing icons and Characters(Alphapet)
Click :start
Then :run
type :EUDCEDIT
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2- iExpress
This Program is for conerting your files to EXCUTABLE files
Click : start
Then : run
type : iexpress
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3-Disk Cleanup
This program used for cleaning harddisk to offer space
Click : start
Then : run
type : cleanmgr

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4-Dr Watson
This program Is for repairing problems in Windows
Click : start
Then : run
type : drwtsn32
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5-Windows Media Player 5.1
Opens the old media player
Click : start
Then : run
type : mplay32
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Program ............. CODE
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Character Map = charmap

DirectX diagnosis = dxdiag

Object Packager = packager

System Monitor = perfmon

Program Manager = progman

Remote Access phone book = rasphone

Registry Editor = regedt32

File siganture verification tool = sigverif

Volume Contro = sndvol32

System Configuration Editor = sysedit

Syskey = syskey

Microsoft Telnet Client = telnet

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."


18. "It worked yesterday."


17. "How is that possible?"


16. "It must be a hardware problem."



15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"


14. "There is something funky in your data."


13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"


12. "You must have the wrong version."


11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."


10. "I can't test everything!"


9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."


8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."


7. "Somebody must have changed my code."


6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"


5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?


4. "You can't use that version on your system."


3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"


2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"


And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:



1. "It works on my machine."