WHOM TO MARRY... (for IT boys...)

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.





Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.





Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.





Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.





Never marry a JAVA/.NET girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.





Never marry a a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.





Never marry a UNIX girl, she always dump u with a core.





Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.





Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.





Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.





Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY.





MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

20. "That's weird..."

19. "It's never done that before."


18. "It worked yesterday."


17. "How is that possible?"


16. "It must be a hardware problem."



15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"


14. "There is something funky in your data."


13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"


12. "You must have the wrong version."


11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."


10. "I can't test everything!"


9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."


8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."


7. "Somebody must have changed my code."


6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"


5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?


4. "You can't use that version on your system."


3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"


2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"


And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don't work:



1. "It works on my machine."