61-year-old woman delivers her own grandson!

A 61-year-old woman in the US made history after she gave birth to her own grandson that was being surrogate for her daughter.

Kristine Casey became the oldest women in living memory to give birth in Illinois and also broke several local records for being the surrogate mother for her daughter, Sara Connell, who had been trying for years to have a baby.

Connell and her husband, Bill, are the biological parents of the child Casey carried, which grew from an embryo created from the Chicago couple's egg and sperm.

Connell told the Chicago Tribune that she and her mother held hands as Finnean Lee Connell was delivered by cesarean section at 9.47pm on Wednesday. Read full story...

My Mother Taught Me

My Mother Taught Me

 

My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP...

"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You are just like your father!"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. ..

"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...

"You are going to get it when we get home."

And my all time favorite thing--JUSTICE

"One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU.. then you'll see what it's like."

In between all this, my Mother taught me how to Live! 

Thank you Mom for all I have learned these years.

Best Wishes for Mothers Day!

School Days Really Funny

Teacher:"What is your name?".

Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."

Teacher:"When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."

Student:"My name is Sunlight.
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Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "

Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am. Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
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