Showing posts with label Girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girlfriend. Show all posts

Free Dating Tips on How to Land a Hot Date!

If almost all of your friends have paired off and you seem to end up being the odd man out every time you guys go out, it may really become hard to meet new people and get a date. To make matters worse, whenever you do ask your friends to go out with you in places where you usually get a date, since they have their own relationships, they tend to shy away from these places and you end up going to couples activities like brunches and furniture shopping where you get as much as action as playing your PS3 at home. However bleak your situation may be, here are some ways to meet new people and land that date you want.

Dating Tips # 1: Internet dating may be taboo to some people. Your friends may think that only girls that are “crazies and weirdos” are found there but this is not the case anymore. And if you want to be specific, say you are looking for a social network specifically for singles that love bikers, then there are several choices for you. Just make sure you learn about online dating manners first before you dive in to the online dating world. Read More...

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl.......
2. You don't have to spend money on her.
3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend isautomatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phoneto ring.
8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and"wrong" for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anythingaccording ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of agirlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No moreendless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sinless.
15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with urfolks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be "urself"
21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

Impossible WISHHHH...

A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it. Out popped a genie.

The genie said, "Okay, okay...you released me from the lamp, blah blah blah blah blah! This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three of them. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while. Finally, he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel! No. Think of another wish."

The man said okay and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'...know how to make them truly happy."

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The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"